I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
The way it looks at first like he’s looking off into the distance thinking deep thoughts about their friendship
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
Sammie the moose/christmas tree for EwJensen ♥
“I fight cynicism. It’s too easy. It’s really boring. It’s much harder to be positive and see the wonder of everything. Cynicism is a bunch of people who aren’t as talented as other people, knocking them because they make them feel even more untalented.”
If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via]
OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG
I screamed. Literally.
I was not prepared for that
uh exCUSE ME I THINK YOU’RE FORGETTING THE FUNNIEST ANGEL IN THE GARRISON
MY FRIEND JUST PUT THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND ITS FUCKING ME UP
In a better place